Get your mind out of the gutter. This blog post is actually about a literal banana. I bought bananas today and they are double the size a banana should be. And here is the problem I have with that. I’m trying to eat healthier and watch my calorie intake and I am positive these are no 80-calorie bananas. But a banana is not the type of fruit you can save for later. So I either wind up eating the whole thing or composting half of it.