For the past ten years I’ve been applying to Survivor–the CBS reality TV show. I’ve sent telegrams and postcards and I’ve made a variety of videos, but, so far, nothing has worked. So I’m taking ideas.

To apply, you have to do a three minute video. Any suggestions?

May 19, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Survivor RUPERT BONEHAM attends the CBS Upfront at the Lincoln Center. © Red Carpet Pictures