In prep for hiking Mt. Kilimanjaro, it was suggested to me that I get a device that enables women to pee while standing without taking their pants off. It enables women to pee like a guy. In truth, I’ve always been sort of interested in one of these contraptions, so it didn’t take much convincing.
A friend suggested the p-style. And she said, “Practice.” It arrived earlier this week. The p-style looks sort of like a pink taco with one side sealed. You place it where it needs to go, and viola, you can urinate like a guy. Except I couldn’t figure out how not to pee all over my feet. I couldn’t create enough force to get away from my feet.
I mentioned the problem to my dad at dinner. He tells me, “Maggie. Wide stance. Pelvis forward.” So I tried and it worked. I’m not sure if guys know this little trick intuitively. It also amuses me that my dad just taught his 36-year-old daughter how to pee like a guy. A conversation I suspect he […]