KALE

I made a mistake. I told all my classes that I don’t like kale. And apparently I’m the only one. I honestly expected more people to side with me. But it turns out (so people say) that if you cook it right, kale is phenomenal. Well, I’m here to say I’ve been testing it out, and I don’t like kale.

After telling everyone kale and I are not on friendly terms, I got the impression that perhaps I was cooking it wrong by not cooking it. This seemed to explain why I felt like a cow when I ate the rubbery, indigestible roughage. So I tried some suggestions. This weekend I made kale chips because it sounds like everyone likes kale chips. Not me. They just aren’t good. They dissolve in your mouth and have the bitter taste of kale. Really they are just a carrier for […]

KALE 2017-09-12T19:31:37+00:00